A lady said to her husband touch my cr0tch with both your hands and.
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guy's hand onto her. Put your finger in me, she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning.
Put two fingers in, she says. So in goes another one, she's really starting to get worked up when she says, put your whole hand in. The guy's like, okay. So he has his entire hand in, when she says, moaning aloud.
Put both your hands inside of me. So the guy puts both of hands in. Now clap your hands, commands the girl. I can't, says the guy. The girl looks at him and says, see, I told you I had a tight member.
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