I bumped into an old school friend today

 I bumped into an old school friend today


I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.


Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"


I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."


He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"


I said, "No, she's a fucking optician."

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