My wife phoned me while away.
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"How's the baby?" she asked. "Have you changed her nappy today?"
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I said, "No, I haven't changed it all week, in fact."
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"What? Why the hell have you not changed our baby's nappy? It's been five days!!!"
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I said, "Because it says 4-6 months on the packet."
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