A man goes to the doctor seeking advice as he was having trouble getting an erection.
The doctor thinks for a little while and then says, “I got just the solution for you. Go home tonight and wait until your wife is sound asleep, then reach over and put your fingers between her legs and get some of her juice and rub it under your nose. Keep on doing that and it should get you an erection.”
So the guy thanks him and hurries on home. Later on that night he’s lying in bed and his wife is fast asleep. So he reaches over and starts rubbing the juice under his nose. After about a minute he can feel himself getting hard.
Excited he shakes his wife awake and says, “Look, honey, look what I’ve got!”
And she replies, “You woke me up at two in the morning to show me your bloody nose?!”
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