Every weekend John played the lottery

 Every weekend John played the lottery

Every weekend John played the lottery hoping to win. He never did.

Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for God's message, he walked around the weekend farmers' market.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing Farmer Maria's stall. She was bending and he saw that she was not wearing panties. He could see **7** written on both her bums. 

He thereafter bet on **77** as he was certain that God had given him a clue. 

He lost again. The winning number was **707**.

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the importance of **assholes** in your life...