I knew a girl with a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh
She said if you put your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.
A Simple Misunderstanding
It's the Senior Prom. There's a girl, sitting all alone, and no one has asked her to dance all night. She's not a 10 but she's not ugly by any means. Her biggest flaw would be some hair on her upper lip*.
There's also a guy, a fairly good-looking guy, who hasn't danced all night either. He has a wooden, fake eye. He spies the lonely gal across the room and decides to ask her to dance.
Him: “Hey, I've noticed you havn't danced all night and I was wondering if you would like to dance?”
Her: *excitedly* “Would I?!”
Him: *disgusted* “HAIR LIP!!”
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