Nun on the bus
a man got on the bus and saw a attractive nun sitting across, he approached the nun and asked her if she wanted to have sex with him.
the nun replies “No, I am a child of God I don’t want to have sex with you!” and she gets off the bus.
the bus driver over heard the conversation and told the man that every Sundays at 9pm the nun stops at a cemetery and has sex with a priest, so he advised the man to go on Sunday night to the cemetery and dress as a priest and she would have sex with him.
The man did as the bus driver said, and he went to the cemetery at 9pm dressed as a priest, he sees the nun standing in a dark corner and tells her to have sex with him for he is a man of God and she replied “ok but I only do it from behind”
after having sex the guy takes off his Priest clothes and says “HA i’m that man you rejected on the bus!” and then the nun takes off her clothes and says “HA i’m the bus driver!” 😂