Three women are sitting in a cafe, talking about their husbands.


 Three women are sitting in a cafe, talking about their husbands.


"My husband is a miner," says Heather. "I like being in bed with him because he has an incredible sh-aft."


"Mine is a dentist," says Linda. "I like being in bed with him because no one can drill like he can."


"You're both lucky," says Martha. "My husband's a mailman."


"What's wrong with that?" asks Heather.


"Well," says Martha, "he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong slot."




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