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A man is at the checkout line of a supermarket when he realises he forgot to buy condoms
A man is at the checkout line of a supermarket when he realises he forgot to buy condoms.
When his turn arrives, he looks at the cashier and asks "I'm sorry, I forgot to buy condoms, can you ask someone to bring me a packet?"
"That's fine", she tells him, "what size do you need?". He's not sure, so the pharmacist asks him to drop his pants, has a little feel around that area, and then speaks into the microphone, "Packet of Medium Condoms to Cashier 4 please."
The person behind him is a Jock, and whilst he doesn't need condoms, he's curious as to how he shapes up, so when it's his turn, he says the same thing, "I'm sorry, I forgot to buy condoms, can you ask someone to bring me a packet?"
Just as before, she asks him to drop his pants, has a feel around, then speaks into the microphone, "Packet of Extra Large Condoms to Cashier 4 please."
The next person in the queue is the ugliest person you can imagine, and he's quite interested in the whole thing, when he arrives he goes, "I also forgot to buy condoms, I don't know my size" and pulls his pants down.
The cashier has a little feel around that area, then speaks into the microphone, "Mop and bucket to Cashier 4 please."
When his turn arrives, he looks at the cashier and asks "I'm sorry, I forgot to buy condoms, can you ask someone to bring me a packet?"
"That's fine", she tells him, "what size do you need?". He's not sure, so the pharmacist asks him to drop his pants, has a little feel around that area, and then speaks into the microphone, "Packet of Medium Condoms to Cashier 4 please."
The person behind him is a Jock, and whilst he doesn't need condoms, he's curious as to how he shapes up, so when it's his turn, he says the same thing, "I'm sorry, I forgot to buy condoms, can you ask someone to bring me a packet?"
Just as before, she asks him to drop his pants, has a feel around, then speaks into the microphone, "Packet of Extra Large Condoms to Cashier 4 please."
The next person in the queue is the ugliest person you can imagine, and he's quite interested in the whole thing, when he arrives he goes, "I also forgot to buy condoms, I don't know my size" and pulls his pants down.
The cashier has a little feel around that area, then speaks into the microphone, "Mop and bucket to Cashier 4 please."
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