The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2am.
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The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2am.
So I knocked on their door and complained about the noise.
I said, “Could you be a bit louder, please? I’m trying to ma-stur-bate.”
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One Rainy Afternoon:
I Fell for My Husband’s Best Friend — and I Let It Happen
Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the naked woman they find in there.
A startled, naked, man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go."
The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that."
The man replies, "I do, and she will be home any minute
The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that."
The man replies, "I do, and she will be home any minute
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