A blonde girl excitedly arrives home from school.
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“Mommy Mommy, all the other kids can only count to 4, but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?”
“Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The girl returns home the following day even more ecstatic.
“Mommy mommy! When we dressed for gym class, all the other girls had flat chests, but I had these!” She says pulling her shirt off. “Is it because I'm blonde?”
“No dear, it’s because you’re 24.”
Joke 02
The wife got out of the bath & said with a wink "I've just shaved my fanny you know what that means?"
Yes I replied the plughole is blocked….
Joke 03
A man boards a flight..
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He swallows hard and replies, "Tonto...Tonto Kowalski."
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