A joke: their honeymoon first night. ๐๐๐จ๐
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The new groom takes his pants off and tosses them to his new bride.
โPut these on.โ
She says, โThey donโt fit.โ
He says, โThatโs right. Iโm the man of the house and you do as I say.โ
She takes her thong off and tosses it to him.
โPut this on.โ
He says, โI canโt get into them.โ
She says:
โThatโs right, and you WONโT get into my panties until you change your attitude.โ
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