A joke: their honeymoon first night. 😂💍🏨🌙
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The new groom takes his pants off and tosses them to his new bride.
“Put these on.”
She says, “They don’t fit.”
He says, “That’s right. I’m the man of the house and you do as I say.”
She takes her thong off and tosses it to him.
“Put this on.”
He says, “I can’t get into them.”
She says:
“That’s right, and you WON’T get into my panties until you change your attitude.”
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