A man was walking along a street, and happened to notice a sex shop.
‘We have something for everyone!’, the sign read.
His curiosity piqued, he walked in. The shopkeeper greeted the man, and offered a variety of toys. The man said, ‘I am married, but you know, we don’t really do it frequently’.
The shopkeeper said, ‘I have just the thing for you.’
Couple of moments later, he arrives with a box. The man peered in, and saw a big frog. ‘Are you messing with me?’
The shopkeeper said, ‘No sir, not at all! This is a special frog that is well trained to give blowjobs. In fact, if you are not satisfied, you can bring it back tomorrow, and I’ll refund the money.’
The man thought, ‘What the hell. Pack it.’
Later that night at about 3 in the morning, his wife was awakened by a lot of ruckus in the kitchen.
She went into the kitchen to find his husband with a large frog. Naturally, she asked, ‘What the hell is going on?
The husband says, ‘Well. If I can teach this thing how to cook, you’re out of here tomorrow.’