It was Christmas Eve, and a woman came home to her husband after a long day of shopping.
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That night, as she got ready for bed, he noticed a small mark on the inside of her leg.
Curious, he asked, “What’s that?”
With a sly smile, she said, “Oh, I went to a tattoo parlor today. I got ‘Merry Christmas’ tattooed on the inside of one leg and ‘Happy New Year’ on the other.”
Puzzled, he asked, “Why on earth would you do that?”
Grinning, she replied, “Because now you can’t say there’s nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year’s!”
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