Newly married couple on honeymoon
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepare to see each other naked for the first time. The husband takes off his socks and exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals very deformed knees. He admits, "I had a bad case of kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In utter shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no...not smallcox too!"
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