A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says...
He’s never been with a prostitute before, so excitedly he says, what the hell
They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a
policeman.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light
on her face.”
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