Finger in the hole

she was going down on me. I
thought to myself, “I really

need a new fucking boat.”
I thought to myself.

Joke #02

I was invited to my friend's wedding last week. 

When I reached the venue, I found two doors with "bride's guests" written on one and "groom's guests" on the other. 

I entered the one that said groom's guests and found two more doors, for men and women this time. 

I went through the one that said men, only to find two more doors. These ones had the signs "people with gifts" and "people without gifts".

I went through the second one and found myself outside the venue through the backdoor