Drunk Women in the Bar

Drunk Blonde A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my

 heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and puts in down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says,

 “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my

 heartburn.” The barman looks her up and down and says, “First off, it’s bartender, not barfender. Second off, it’s martini, not marhini. And third, you don’t have heartburn, your b**b is in the ashtray.”

 

Father and Son in Pharmacy

is for college boys. One for Friday, one for 

Saturday and one for Sunday.”

“I see, what about the 6-pack?”

“That one is for young bachelors. Twice on a 

Friday, twice on a Saturday, and twice on a 

Sunday.”

The boy’s eyes widened as he asked, “And 

what about the 12-pack?”

“The 12-pack is for married men. One for 

January, one for February, one for March…..”