The Child and His Mother

The mother tried to use this occasion to
teach her child: “It is because of you, dear.
Every bad action of yours will turn one of my
hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why

grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Lady Doctor and Male Doctor had a short Love Session 

there are a bunch of doctors gathered

together at a doctor's convention one

night a male doctor notices a female

doctor from across the room the female

doctor also notices and the next thing

you know they're sitting next to each

other by the end of the dinner after

dinner the male asks the woman if she

wants to go up to his hotel room sure

the woman says let me go wash my hands

first after she washes her hand they

have a love game after they are finished

she washes her hands again this is

really asserting to annoy the male

doctor so he says you know you

must be a

surgeon because you keep washing your

hands angry at this remark the woman

says well you must be an

anesthesiologist because I didn't feel a thing

2:

Why did the guy with a small 🤏 penis become a dentist? 

Because he had to be an oral expert! 

When your have a headache look at breasts...

 It's iboobprofen

what do you say after having s*x with a female soldier?

thank you for your cervix