When Two Blonde Meet

‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

 An elderly man with two buckets of fish was leaving the beach and was stopped by a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Officer. 

The Officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the Officer replied. "Yes sir, every night I take these fish down to this beach and let them swim around for about a half-hour. When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take 'em home. We do this every night." "That's a bunch of Bullshit," said the Officer. "Fish can't do that!" "No, really! says the man. "Here, I'll show you." And he releases the fish into the ocean. "Well, I've GOT to see this!" he replied. The 2 men stood and waited.

 After several minutes, the Officer turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man asked." When are you going to call them back?" the Officer huffed." Call who back?" the man asked." "The FISH." "What fish?"