Hus-band Gets A Sho-ck When His Wife Tells Him This On Her Bir-thday. This Is Gold
A man was sitting on the edge of the be-d.
watching his wife. who was looking at herself in
the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he
asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
I'd like to be eight again'. she replied. still looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday. he aro-se early.
made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops. and
then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every rid-e in the park;
the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's
where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
and her favorite candy. M&M’s. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into be-d exhausted.
He lea-ned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked. 'Well Dear. what was it like being
eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression
suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size. you idiot!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is
listening. he is going to get it wrong.