Time for a little laughter ... 😅

byTwitter trending •March 08, 2025

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Time for a little laughter ... 😅

Here's a funny story from the wild, wild West ...

An old woman walked up and tied her mule to the hitching post. She was brushing some dust off her face and clothes when a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon, holding a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

He looked at the woman and laughed, saying, "Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"

The woman looked up and replied, "No ... I never did dance. Never really wanted to."

A crowd gathered around, and the young gunslinger grinned. "Well, you old bag, you're gonna dance now!" he said, and began shooting at her feet.

Not wanting to have her toes blown off, the woman started hopping around. The crowd laughed.

When he finished shooting, the gunslinger holstered his gun and turned to go back inside the saloon. But then, the old woman turned to her mule, pulled out a double-barrel shotgun, and cocked both barrels. The loud clicks echoed through the desert, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.

The gunslinger turned around slowly. The silence was intense. The crowd held their breath as he stared at the woman, who was holding the shotgun steady.

She calmly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"

The gunslinger gulped and said, "No ma'am, but I've always wanted to."

There are five lessons here for all of us:

1 - Never be arrogant.

2 - Don’t waste ammunition.

3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

4 - Always know who has the power.

5 - Don’t mess with old people; they didn’t get old by being stupid.