Lady With Big Breast
Lady With Big Breast Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
Lady With Big Breast Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
I bumped into an old school friend today I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about hi…
A Woman Hit a Nearby Man a doctor and reluctantly he agrees. She gently moves his hands to his sides and unzips his pants an…
An Optician Girlfriend I said “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner…
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man a…
He wants again big T*its Girlfriend Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28…
A woman home alone, answers a knock on the door to a man who just stood there and asked, "Do you have a vagina?" …
Blonde Goes to Internet Café “In that case, follow me.” So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto …
Technology to Build a New Tool they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1,000 an inch.” The man perks up. So, the doctor says,…
I Wasted my Life when I though he told me “girls love a cunning linguist”.
A Lawyer Married A Woman Who Had 10 Husbands. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was suppo…
Two Deaf People Get Married Two Deaf people get married During 1st week of marrige they found they are unable to communica…
«I'm sleeping with the minister's wife. Can you keep him busy in church for an hour after service for me?» Mike doe…
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very pro…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they&#…
A manager hired a new secretary and she was young, sweet and polite… One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly wa…
Why does a mute girl only ma.stur*bate with one hand? She moans with the other hand.
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order Chicken Surprise. …
My wife phoned me while away. ​ "How's the baby?" she asked. "Have you changed her nappy toda…
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appea…
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey” she says, “is ther…
A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hour…
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud convers…
Husband is Losing Interest in Her minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed m…
Trapped in S33X Room the only way out is for them to figure out the specific thing that they all have in common. How long …
When a lady gets a job in an adult shop and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with …
When a lady gets a job in an adult shop and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with h…
She Wants Some Different on His Birthday baby lotion and whipped my cock out.
When A Blonde Cheat Two blondes talk. One of them says: – You know, I have cheated a taxi driver yesterday!! Another asks:…
Woman Standing front of the Mirror The Husband Replies, “Your Eyesight’s Damn Near Perfect.”
What is in the blouse Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,” …
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